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Yes, the truth can sometimes be a bit painful. Like a 2×4 to the face. (Which it looks like you know the feeling all too well…) As you may have guessed I at times can be a bit surly. But hey, it’s my right. Just like it’s you’re right to walk around all full of yourself doing things that piss me the fuck off.

Let’s be honest here. I have the strong belief that most people are assholes. Some outright, some more closeted. You’re pretty much guaranteed to be a little fucked just by the fact that you’re here reading this. What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean really. With all the porn, and hate speech on the internet you feel the need to come here to this site? Sick, just sick.

If you’re a sexy female between the ages of let’s say 20 and 35, you should do something more productive like heading over to www.ShowYourTitsForJesus.com and posting a pic or 2 for our poor Mexican friend. But you’re not. You’re most likely a guy. And I’m guessing that you haven’t seen 200 lbs since the Berlin god damn wall fell. So eat your Hot Pocket and browse on. It’s not like you have anything better to do.